Blando Simpleton

Blando Simpleton is an irreverent satire with no particular political leanings, just a general barb against wacky human behavior. He is not to be taken seriously. If anyone finds themselves offended or threatened by Blando, that reflects more on that person's mental health than on Blando or his own deranged thoughts. 

Blando is from the rear end of the sign of the bull and has been behaving as such ever since. He studied at the prestigious school of Hard Knocks in the beautiful Ethercrania, located in the highlands of Nonencephala, where he earned his BS in Scatalogical Studies.